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Pencil in penis backfires
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Posted on 02/14/2006 7:12:19 PM PST by Coleus
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To: Coleus
There's a "lead in your pencil" joke here just screaming to get out......
To: Coleus; Army Air Corps; martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows; Darksheare
...and all others who pung me to this...
this writes a painful new chapter in the book of sexual idiocy, under the title "boy, that'll put some lead in yer pencil!"
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posted on
02/15/2006 2:27:03 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: martin_fierro
He gives new meaning to the term "pencil d!ck".
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posted on
02/15/2006 3:03:58 AM PST
by
Born Conservative
(Chronic Positivity: http://www.livejournal.com/users/jsher/)
To: phantomworker
Pencils should be regulated or carry some sort of warning printed on the side so that no other impotent man goes through this kind of agony.
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posted on
02/15/2006 5:44:56 AM PST
by
Chanticleer
(May you be gruntled and combobulated in 2006.)
To: Coleus
What is it they always say on "Car Talk"? "The stingy man pays the most!"
To: Chanticleer
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posted on
02/15/2006 5:48:17 AM PST
by
phantomworker
(Restlessness and discontent are the first necessities of progress.)
To: bannie
Just watch the "Lemmiwinks" episode of "South Park". ;)
To: Coleus
You're getting waaay too technical for that guy.
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posted on
02/15/2006 6:35:15 AM PST
by
nuconvert
([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: Coleus
he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils
So...he's still considering another go at the pencil method?
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posted on
02/15/2006 7:17:37 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(Let slip the Viking Kittens!)
To: Coleus
There's a 10 ten list about this coming up!!!!!!!!
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posted on
02/15/2006 1:07:40 PM PST
by
GregB
To: linda_22003
I'll watch it...but I bet I just peek through my fingers!
Thank you for the gentle introduction!
:-)
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posted on
02/15/2006 1:32:02 PM PST
by
bannie
(The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
To: Coleus
Didn't feel like reading to see if it had been posted, but kind of gives new meaning to a little lead in your pencil huh?
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posted on
02/15/2006 1:36:43 PM PST
by
Mr. Blonde
(You know, Happy Time Harry, just being around you kinda makes me want to die.)
To: Coleus
Might be an old guy, but he can say that he still has some lead in his pencil.
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posted on
02/15/2006 1:38:19 PM PST
by
toddlintown
(Lennon takes six bullets to the chest, Yoko is standing right next to him and not one f'ing bullet?)
To: Coleus
Hey, at least this guy was series about being hugh !!!!
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posted on
02/15/2006 4:50:16 PM PST
by
dfwddr
(Join our Folding@Home team (Team# 36120) keyword:folding.)
To: toddlintown
in his pencil and in his bladder.
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posted on
02/21/2006 6:14:49 PM PST
by
Coleus
(What were Ted Kennedy & his nephew doing on Good Friday, 1991? Getting drunk and raping women)
To: Coleus
The old stick-in-your-dick trick?
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posted on
06/07/2006 1:36:10 PM PDT
by
NRA1995
(Let's all leave the US and return as undocumented trespassers....uh, immigrants)
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