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Posted on 02/14/2006 7:12:19 PM PST by Coleus
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To: MotleyGirl70
Very appropriate pic, MG! Damn, men are so 'tarded sometimes!
Ahahaha!!!!!!!!!
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posted on
02/14/2006 8:57:35 PM PST
by
derllak
To: Viking2002
"A pencil in the wang? And I thought I was cool writing my name in the snow with yellow ink.......sheesh." ROFL! Your at the bank signing a check and the teller says "That's one hell of a pen you have there sir".
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posted on
02/14/2006 8:59:27 PM PST
by
KoRn
To: phantomworker; Dashing Dasher
The pen-is mightier than the pencil?
To: Larry Lucido; Dashing Dasher
#2 soft lead or retractable mechanical?
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posted on
02/14/2006 9:02:34 PM PST
by
phantomworker
("Ah Dam Bubba now what ya gonna do with all them hoods?" [reprinted with permission from the author])
To: phantomworker
Actually, I believe "retractable mechanical" is the natural state of man.
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posted on
02/14/2006 9:03:13 PM PST
by
Petronski
(I love Cyborg!)
To: phantomworker; Dashing Dasher; Millee
"Don't worry, honey, I've found something to replace you while you recuperate."
To: Petronski
OH! that is too much! LOL!
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posted on
02/14/2006 9:04:29 PM PST
by
phantomworker
("Ah Dam Bubba now what ya gonna do with all them hoods?" [reprinted with permission from the author])
To: phantomworker; Petronski; MotleyGirl70; Cagey
To: Charles Henrickson
He shoulda used one of these. Its flexible and comes with its own sharpener. Nice big eraser too.
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posted on
02/14/2006 9:08:28 PM PST
by
Delta 21
(MKC USCG-ret)
To: Larry Lucido; Cagey
I wonder if the pencil had Jon Voight's bite marks on it.
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posted on
02/14/2006 9:09:34 PM PST
by
MotleyGirl70
("It's turkey jerky. Want some? Come on take a pull. No? Okay, more for me.")
To: Larry Lucido; Dashing Dasher; Millee
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posted on
02/14/2006 9:11:19 PM PST
by
phantomworker
("Ah Dam Bubba now what ya gonna do with all them hoods?" [reprinted with permission from the author])
To: Larry Lucido; Petronski; MotleyGirl70; Cagey
Great minds... think alike? ;)
112
posted on
02/14/2006 9:14:50 PM PST
by
phantomworker
("Ah Dam Bubba now what ya gonna do with all them hoods?" [reprinted with permission from the author])
To: MotleyGirl70
113
posted on
02/14/2006 9:16:02 PM PST
by
Petronski
(I love Cyborg!)
To: MotleyGirl70
No, it was John Voight the orthodontist, and it was ordered special for Mr. Pitt by the guy at the office supply shop, but it was dropped from the window and punctured Woody Woodpecker (no pun intended, but inevitable nevertheless) and then things really got ugly.
To: Larry Lucido
My bad. You are correct sir :)
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posted on
02/14/2006 9:18:04 PM PST
by
MotleyGirl70
("It's turkey jerky. Want some? Come on take a pull. No? Okay, more for me.")
To: phantomworker
I was out most of the day, just getting caught up. :-)
To: ImaTexan
117
posted on
02/14/2006 9:19:45 PM PST
by
bjcintennessee
(Don't Sweat the Small Stuff)
To: Coleus
Viagra recommends using Viagra brand pens. Pencils are so Old School
To: Army Air Corps
Was it a Dixon Ticonderoga or an Eberhard Faber?Everhard Faber
119
posted on
02/14/2006 10:00:15 PM PST
by
llevrok
(Drink your beer, damnit! There are sober people in Africa.)
To: MikeinIraq
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posted on
02/14/2006 11:25:35 PM PST
by
MoochPooch
(A righteous person worries about his or her behavior, an extremist about everyone else's.)
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