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Pencil in penis backfires
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Posted on 02/14/2006 7:12:19 PM PST by Coleus

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To: MotleyGirl70

Very appropriate pic, MG! Damn, men are so 'tarded sometimes!
Ahahaha!!!!!!!!!


101 posted on 02/14/2006 8:57:35 PM PST by derllak
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To: Viking2002
"A pencil in the wang? And I thought I was cool writing my name in the snow with yellow ink.......sheesh."

ROFL! Your at the bank signing a check and the teller says "That's one hell of a pen you have there sir".

102 posted on 02/14/2006 8:59:27 PM PST by KoRn
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To: phantomworker; Dashing Dasher

The pen-is mightier than the pencil?


103 posted on 02/14/2006 9:01:15 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido; Dashing Dasher

#2 soft lead or retractable mechanical?


104 posted on 02/14/2006 9:02:34 PM PST by phantomworker ("Ah Dam Bubba now what ya gonna do with all them hoods?" [reprinted with permission from the author])
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To: phantomworker

Actually, I believe "retractable mechanical" is the natural state of man.


105 posted on 02/14/2006 9:03:13 PM PST by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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To: phantomworker; Dashing Dasher; Millee
"Don't worry, honey, I've found something to replace you while you recuperate."


106 posted on 02/14/2006 9:03:56 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Petronski

OH! that is too much! LOL!


107 posted on 02/14/2006 9:04:29 PM PST by phantomworker ("Ah Dam Bubba now what ya gonna do with all them hoods?" [reprinted with permission from the author])
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To: phantomworker; Petronski; MotleyGirl70; Cagey

Great minds....


108 posted on 02/14/2006 9:05:17 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Charles Henrickson
He shoulda used one of these. Its flexible and comes with its own sharpener. Nice big eraser too.


109 posted on 02/14/2006 9:08:28 PM PST by Delta 21 (MKC USCG-ret)
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To: Larry Lucido; Cagey

I wonder if the pencil had Jon Voight's bite marks on it.


110 posted on 02/14/2006 9:09:34 PM PST by MotleyGirl70 ("It's turkey jerky. Want some? Come on take a pull. No? Okay, more for me.")
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To: Larry Lucido; Dashing Dasher; Millee

Larry, you missed our earlier thread. Millee's been there. Done that. LOL! Starting at about post 130! LOL!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1578157/posts?q=1&&page=131


111 posted on 02/14/2006 9:11:19 PM PST by phantomworker ("Ah Dam Bubba now what ya gonna do with all them hoods?" [reprinted with permission from the author])
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To: Larry Lucido; Petronski; MotleyGirl70; Cagey

Great minds... think alike? ;)


112 posted on 02/14/2006 9:14:50 PM PST by phantomworker ("Ah Dam Bubba now what ya gonna do with all them hoods?" [reprinted with permission from the author])
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To: MotleyGirl70

The dentist John Voight?


113 posted on 02/14/2006 9:16:02 PM PST by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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To: MotleyGirl70

No, it was John Voight the orthodontist, and it was ordered special for Mr. Pitt by the guy at the office supply shop, but it was dropped from the window and punctured Woody Woodpecker (no pun intended, but inevitable nevertheless) and then things really got ugly.


114 posted on 02/14/2006 9:16:05 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido

My bad. You are correct sir :)


115 posted on 02/14/2006 9:18:04 PM PST by MotleyGirl70 ("It's turkey jerky. Want some? Come on take a pull. No? Okay, more for me.")
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To: phantomworker

I was out most of the day, just getting caught up. :-)


116 posted on 02/14/2006 9:18:14 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: ImaTexan

Ya gotta read this one.


117 posted on 02/14/2006 9:19:45 PM PST by bjcintennessee (Don't Sweat the Small Stuff)
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To: Coleus
Viagra recommends using Viagra brand pens. Pencils are so Old School


118 posted on 02/14/2006 9:24:26 PM PST by Horatio Gates (Infidel since 1965)
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To: Army Air Corps
Was it a Dixon Ticonderoga or an Eberhard Faber?

Everhard Faber

119 posted on 02/14/2006 10:00:15 PM PST by llevrok (Drink your beer, damnit! There are sober people in Africa.)
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To: MikeinIraq

Please ping me.


120 posted on 02/14/2006 11:25:35 PM PST by MoochPooch (A righteous person worries about his or her behavior, an extremist about everyone else's.)
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