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Dick Cheney jokes

Posted on 02/14/2006 1:05:43 PM PST by nuconvert

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To: nuconvert

The Bogey Man checks under his bed for Dick Cheney.

Dick Cheney is actually dead, the Grim Reaper just has not had the courage to tell him.


21 posted on 02/14/2006 2:23:42 PM PST by evilC ([573]Tag Server Error, Tag not found)
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An Eyewitness at the shooting reports that it went down like this:

Quail:  'Lawyer season!'
Lawyer:  'Quail season!'
Quail:  'Lawyer season!'
Lawyer:  'Quail season!'
Quail:  'Quail season!'
Lawyer:  'Lawyer season!'
Cheney:   BOOM!

22 posted on 02/14/2006 2:24:36 PM PST by Always Right
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Lol


23 posted on 02/14/2006 2:26:02 PM PST by nuconvert ([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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To: nuconvert; Tax-chick
Dick Cheney is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right hands.

This one's particularly cute.

24 posted on 02/14/2006 3:57:07 PM PST by Cinnamon Girl (OMGIIHIHOIIC ping list)
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To: nuconvert

My personal favorite:

Dick Cheney can divide by zero.


25 posted on 02/14/2006 4:14:15 PM PST by Dutch14 (The last one out of the circus has to lock up everything...)
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Lol


26 posted on 02/14/2006 4:21:44 PM PST by nuconvert ([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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Love 'em! Copied to e-mail to some buddies, along with the hilarious replies! (I especially like the Rice-Cheney-2008-PULL!)


27 posted on 02/14/2006 5:16:41 PM PST by Theresawithanh (Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.)
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Don't ya just know that Quayle is secretly grateful to Dick Cheney? His spelling error pales in comparison.

That's funny. VP's are such buffoons!

28 posted on 02/14/2006 5:32:58 PM PST by phantomworker ("Ah Dam Bubba now what ya gonna do with all them hoods?" [reprinted with permission from the author])
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