Can tinfoil hats actually prevent the government from reading your thoughts?

Popular Science Magazine, March 2006, page 80-82 | March, 2006 | Amanda MacMillan

[Darksheare]

LOL!

[Lokibob]

Wearing a tin foil hat in a thunderstorm will prevent the weather bureau from tracking you.

[BreitbartSentMe]

Just because you're paranoid DOESN'T mean they aren't out to get you......

[peacebaby]

roses are red,
violets are blue
I am schizophrenic
and so am I.

[calex59]

A faraday cage works better if you can build in around a large plastic bag. Get inside the bag and you will be fine!:)

[Darksheare]

I was thinking of using one of those giant latex balls from the series The Prisoner.

[Chanticleer]

My bad. So... if the tinfoil is on inside out . . . you can control other people's thoughts and actions? Where's the Reynold's Wrap?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Well, I guess that explains the voices in my head afterall...

I poke them with a q-tip and they quiet right down

[Dashing Dasher]

Try this instead...

[Dashing Dasher]

I know you are but what are you?

[Chanticleer]

Another way to protect against a psychic attacker:

Saranwrap. I know, most people take a second look at this, but I mean it. Whenever I go on the road and have to give seminars or talks, I always pack my trusty Saranwrap! It is three sheets or layers, one on top of the other. I tuck it beneath my bra so that it hangs over and covers my solar plexus (the area just below where your breastbone or sternum ends to your tummy button).
If I get into a seminar where I feel instant draining, and I don't have time to do anything about it because my attention is too scattered and pulled and I can't focus like I need to, then I excuse myself and go slap on my Saranwrap and there's a happy ending. The only bad thing about this is: you'll sweat like a pig beneath it. Bummer.

How To Defend Yourself Against Psychic Attack
Part 2
by Eileen Nauman, DHM(UK), EMT-B

[P.O.E.]

I find that wearing the glasses helps

[Emmett McCarthy]

I know I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?

[Grut]

...passage through the foil amplified these waves by 20-30 decibels.

Somehow I doubt the physics of this work out. A 2^6 to 2^10 power gain by passing through an unpowered layer?

[peacebaby]

I think, therefore I am.

[peacebaby]

is this for real?

and I thought I was screwed up! ha!

[phantomworker]

And throw a few microwaves at it and see what happens?

[phantomworker]

LOLOL!

[Darksheare]

That might work.
Largest popcorn foil bag ever..

[mo]

......only if the propeller is going clockwise.....