**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

To: phantomworker

461 posted on 02/10/2006 9:34:03 AM PST by Darksheare (Aim low! They got knees!)

They're not always breaking things though.
:(

462 posted on 02/10/2006 9:34:24 AM PST by Darksheare (Aim low! They got knees!)

get that Keypone tan :)

463 posted on 02/10/2006 9:34:58 AM PST by Zavien Doombringer (Mr. Franklin, what form of customes did you create in Tiajunna? A beeber, Madam, if you can stune it)

To: conservativebabe

I have been there, and yes it is humid!

464 posted on 02/10/2006 9:35:13 AM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)

Of course, FL can be pretty nasty too.

465 posted on 02/10/2006 9:36:36 AM PST by conservativebabe ("I came here to chew bubble gum and kick @ss, and I'm all out of bubble gum")

We loved the Clydsdale pony pulling the wagon while his parents helped from behind. Great message!

Yep, best one out. It brought a tear to my eye...*sniff*sniff*

One of the commercials that made me want to yack, was the one with Kermit the Frog, and the Hybrid vehicle. I mean really....blugh

But the funniest one I thought was the one with Fabio

466 posted on 02/10/2006 9:38:58 AM PST by MadCharity ("Hindsight is not wisdom, and second guessing is not a strategy." Go GW!!!)

To: conservativebabe

I want to win the lottery, get a big power yacht and do the intracoastal commute: go to Florida in the winter, and to Maine in the summer.

467 posted on 02/10/2006 9:39:29 AM PST by fredhead (If we get lost ..... we just pull in somewheres and ask directions!!!! - Captain Ron)

freaky kisser?

You answered the question "kissing another jperson who is fooling around with you too," didn't you?

468 posted on 02/10/2006 9:39:48 AM PST by peacebaby (I'm fixin' to think about beginning to start to get ready to work)

To: conservativebabe

I've never been there, but would like to go.

469 posted on 02/10/2006 9:40:10 AM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)

That sounds really good.

Speaking of boats, we are thinking of buying our first. Thinking of starting out reasonable with a Bayliner Runabout 185. Don't know much about them, other than what the brochure says.

470 posted on 02/10/2006 9:41:31 AM PST by conservativebabe ("I came here to chew bubble gum and kick @ss, and I'm all out of bubble gum")

just remember to honk to open Great Bridges bridge anytime...

471 posted on 02/10/2006 9:42:03 AM PST by Zavien Doombringer (Mr. Franklin, what form of customes did you create in Tiajunna? A beeber, Madam, if you can stune it)

Constructions by Contractors of New Orleans's levees, and Pennsylvania Interstate Overpasses.

472 posted on 02/10/2006 9:42:41 AM PST by JohnCliftn (In War: Resolution. In Defeat: Defiance. In Victory: Magnanimity. In Peace: Good Will.)

Lucky for my family, my husbands parents have a time-share in CoaCoa Beach and Orlando and invite us to go every year. Pay for our air-fare and everything. Otherwise, we could never afford it with three kids.

473 posted on 02/10/2006 9:43:10 AM PST by conservativebabe ("I came here to chew bubble gum and kick @ss, and I'm all out of bubble gum")

To: conservativebabe

Boat = Hole in the water to throw your money into

2 best days for a boat owner, the day they bought it, the day they sold it...

Go surfing...waves are free...

474 posted on 02/10/2006 9:43:47 AM PST by Zavien Doombringer (Mr. Franklin, what form of customes did you create in Tiajunna? A beeber, Madam, if you can stune it)

To: conservativebabe

Okay, a friend just threw a bunch of really obscure Seinfeld quotes at me, please help me with the episodes...

I know about the cup sizes
GEORGE ON HIS NEW BRA SELLING JOB

you were all hopped up on cinamon swirls
CAN'T REMEMBER

are you sure you're not pregnant?
KRAMER ASKED ELAINE

one shot of honey mustard!
DON'T KNOW

she's has every thing I've ever wanted in a woman.....except the walking
DON'T KNOW

I woke up in the Hudson River....IN A SACK
KRAMER GOT WHACKED BY THE MOB

they were all Twixes
GEORGE HAS A CANDY LINEUP

I'm OUT
KRAMER IS NO LONGER MASTER OF HIS DOMAIN

Kenny?
THE BRIGHT RED LIGHT AT THE CHICKEN PLACE GOES OUT

Your face is my case
DON'T KNOW

well, I Nautulis of course
DON'T KNOW

475 posted on 02/10/2006 9:44:16 AM PST by HOTTIEBOY (The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)

To: Michael Goldsberry

Your Job Dissatisfaction Level is 40%

Your job is not bad, but it's probably not a long term thing.
You're just not happy enough to stick around for too long...
And there's little that can change how you feel.
Start looking around for other options, but only quit for something really good!

Should You Quit Your Job?

476 posted on 02/10/2006 9:44:37 AM PST by hattend (Muslims are the only people who make feminists seem laid-back. - Ann Coulter)

A Live Oak tree near Fulton is estimated to be 1500 years old.

Yeah, but The Senator, near Orlando, is 3000-3500 years old!

At least it was before the hurricanes hit. Does anyone know if it survived?

477 posted on 02/10/2006 9:44:40 AM PST by Chanticleer (May you be gruntled and combobulated in 2006.)

Dear Diary, I am like soooo pissed! I know you don't read the paper, because you don't have eyes, but some crazy popper-rotsee (sp?) took a picture of me, driving in my car, minding my own business, with my baby TASTEFULLY sitting on my lap as I sped away down the Specific Coast Highway. Now the press is having a feel day with it! They are calling me the worst mother since my own. I don't think they realize how difficult it is to be a mother, trying to lose all that weight.

Whew! Sorry to unload on you like this, but I want at least one person (you are like a best friend!) to know the truth.

I had just come out of the Malibu Starbucks with my non-fat Caramel Mocha Ding Dong (I get that everyday, yum!) and then I see all these camera guys crowded around my trunk, so I am thinking, oh my God, they are going to break into my trunk and take my baby out. So I did what any good, worried mother would do. I hid in the bathroom and smoked. Then it hit me. I needed to get my baby out of arm's way! So I put on my makeup, ran out of there and grabbed my baby.

Then I got in my car and screamed at the pauper-rachtsee (that is Mexican for photography, BTW). I pealed out of there! My bodyguard, the one I just hired, was in the passenger's seat doing nothing the whole time. So I told him to grab the wheel as I tried to hold my steaming hot coffee at least a foot above my baby's head while I hid my cigarettes. (I'm trying to quit, so I try to hide them from myself! CLEVER.)

Now everyone is mad at me, and I am the top story, even above the death of Loretta Scott Key, the singer of our national anthem.

I can't believe that I am public enemy No. 1 when there are not only killers out there, but murderers too as well. Really, is it so wrong to drive with a baby in your lap, windows down, along a road bound by a ravine that descends 200 feet into the ocean, in a car chase? It's not like I was about to crash. And besides, aren't babies' bones made of rubber anyway? I'm just saying.

BTW, Kevin and I got divorced again last night.

Britney

478 posted on 02/10/2006 9:45:05 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash hell)

No, it didn't. I'm grilling some steaks tonight over some of that wood.

480 posted on 02/10/2006 9:45:50 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash hell)

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