Brokeback Mountain Weekly Grocery Lists

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[WilliamWallace1999]

Brokeback Mountain Weekly Grocery Lists

for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist, Summer, 1963

WEEK ONE

* Beans * Bacon * Coffee * Whiskey

WEEK TWO

* Beans * Ham * Coffee * Whiskey

WEEK THREE

* Beans al fresca * Thin-sliced Bacon * Hazelnut Coffee * Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin * K-Y gel

WEEK FOUR

* Beans en salade * Pancetta * Coffee (espresso grind) * 5-6 bottles best Chardonnay * 2 tubes K-Y gel

WEEK FIVE

* Fresh Fava beans * Jasmine rice * Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced * Medallions of veal * Porcini mushrooms * 1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream * 1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long * 5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve) * 1 extra large bottle Astro-glide

WEEK SIX

* Yukon Gold potatoes * Heavy whipping cream * Asparagus (very thin) * Organic Eggs * Spanish Lemons * Gruyere cheese (well aged) * Crushed Walnuts * Arugula * Clarified Butter * Extra Virgin Olive oil * Pure Balsamic vinegar * 6 yards white silk organdy * 6 yards pale ivory taffeta * 3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve * Large tin Crisco

[Palladin]

ROFL!

Don't forget the WD-40!

[najida]

And even I know that Astroglide will always be better than Crisco for some things....

And Crisco is always best used for makin' biscuits :)

[MadCharity]

[peacebaby]

I don't cook. I thought astroglide was...like a glider that you sat in and, well, glided.

:`)

[Millee]

Tis true. I was probably the only person in the world who was surprised to hear George Michael was gay.

Millee =

[najida]

Oh BS!

Liar liar pants on fire!

Hrmpt, you're on HRT.... I know what yer doin'....and it ain't sittin' in no glider.

[MNJohnnie]

You hear the lady in hospital called up the nurse and complained? Yeah, she said tried the Hospital's KY Jelly on here toast and it was just AWFUL!

[MotleyGirl70]

"NO GROCERIES FOR YOU!"

[peacebaby]

oriental wall hangings, Oil of Olay face cream, Horchow bath towels

[MNJohnnie]

OH MY GOD! I have to go now. I think I hurt myself I laughed so hard reading this.

[peacebaby]

SNORT!

Every night, too.

[Terpfen]

No pudding?

[peacebaby]

ewwwwwww

[najida]

Hrmpt....

Braggart...

(are ya willin' ta share?) ;)

[quantim]

Gruyere cheese (well aged)

Is the smell an aphrodisiac to these nellies?

[peacebaby]

share what? My HTT? sure, missy, and I'll come party with you in Savannah, and we'll rock the house. get in some more trouble.

[peacebaby]

how can a gay man write such beautiful music about loving a woman?

except the one about "guilty feet have no rythmn."

[Millee]

Exactly! And I saw the video's and he was always with women. So there! Hollywood confuses me. Sometimes I think what they're showing me is all an illusion.

Well at least I know there are still some real men left.

[peacebaby]

who are these guys?

I kind of like Bruce Willis, myself. Now there's a man.

[Millee]

Rupert Everett and Tom Cruise. One known gay and one...well...known gay. ;o)