Yeah you would, if include at least two tickets to the Super Bowl, hotel accomodations, limosine ride to the game....you would go.
You are just being ornery, which is what conservatives and libertarians like us are good at.
But...you would go. Quit being ornery!
I'd scalp the whole package. There's no way someone could get me to go to detroit without threatening me with loss of job or something. Go there voluntarily. No way. too many moslems there.
I also would never go to New York City, various neighborhoods of Cincinnatti, Pittsburg, Philadelphia, Most of New England (excluding Maine), Chicago, San Fran, South East DC after dark (or across the river at any time), St Louis (if I could avoid it in any way), Austin TX, Madison WI, LA, and probably ten or twenty other major cities.
I try to avoid democrat areas in any state and try to avoid blue states entirely.