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To: Xenophobic Alien

FREE Fridge!


My father-in-law bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his
old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it
saying "Free to good home, You want it you take it".


For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking
twice at it....


Evenutally, my father-in-law decided that people were too untrusting
of the deal, that it looked "too good to be true"...


So he changed the sign to read "Fridge for sale -- $50".


The next day someone stole it.


550 posted on 02/03/2006 12:06:04 PM PST by johnk (faithful with little....)
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To: johnk
My MIL forwarded this to me.

While I was working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her shot.

"NO! NO! NO!" she screamed.

"Lizzie," her mother scolded. "That's not polite behavior."

At that, the girl yelled even louder, "NO, THANK YOU! NO, THANK YOU!"

561 posted on 02/03/2006 12:10:38 PM PST by Chanticleer (May you be gruntled and combobulated in 2006.)
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