To: The_Victor
486 posted on
02/03/2006 11:19:56 AM PST by
HOTTIEBOY
(The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
To: HOTTIEBOY
489 posted on
02/03/2006 11:25:55 AM PST by
hattend
To: HOTTIEBOY
531 posted on
02/03/2006 12:00:22 PM PST by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: HOTTIEBOY
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.
- - OMNI Magazine, "Best of Humour"-winner
536 posted on
02/03/2006 12:02:40 PM PST by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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