**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

BJClinton where are you??

[BJClinton]

Thanks. While the ultrasound tech was doing his thing I couldn't help but think if I had that job I would so mess with people and say stuff like "What the heck is that? I've never seen that before."

[cuz_it_aint_their_money]

I humbly stand corrected. I was always getting those two mixed up.

[The_Victor]

not chicken frying, but the perp that slid in the night before.

I feel sorry for the poor schlub who had to clean out the fryer.

[Dashing Dasher]

Thank you!

Gotta love our Fire Fighters.

[EX52D]

Congratulations!

[Chanticleer]

Well, then thanks for being so considerate. He's very easy on the eyes.

[Xenophobic Alien]

GRATZ!

[Chanticleer]

You're a HAIR man? That's a new one.

[peacebaby]

Clim Cadiddlehopper?

was that Red Skelton's hobo character's name

[The_Victor]

Obviously you've missed all the Hooters, pornstar, moviestar, Hooters in Las Vegas, Victoria Secret, Maureen Dowd etc etc etc threads. ;)

We sound just like you guys...really.

Fair enough, I was only referring to this thread. Those others I have to avoid since I'm at work.

Ogle on FRiend....

[MadCharity]

[peacebaby]

thanks for the PM, but my mac wouldn't view it. I'll trust you, though.

[LubyGee]

Not to be serious on this thread, but did you hear about the roof collapsing at the Bed Bath and Beyond on Tyrone Blvd??? Scary..

[spiffy]

While the ultrasound tech was doing his thing I couldn't help but think if I had that job I would so mess with people and say stuff like "What the heck is that? I've never seen that before."

When Marge Simpson was pregnant with Bart, she had an ultrasound and the good doc said, "If I didn't know any better I'd swear he's mooning us!"

[EX52D]

I honestly have no idea...

[Dashing Dasher]

Congrats!!!

[hattend]

I love that comic strip. LOL

[NCC-1701]

I'd have to have gotten some pics of that.

That eatery lost a lot of business for a while. That event happened about ten years ago. It's still in business to this day.

[Zavien Doombringer]

Nah... What I am referring to is a woman needs to look like a woman... :)

[EX52D]

Navy SEALS

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Navy SEALs are always taught:

1) Keep your priorities in order and,

2) Know when to act without hesitation.

A Navy SEAL was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.

One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day he shocked the class when he came in, looked to the ceiling, and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the SEAL got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The SEAL went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the SEAL and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The SEAL calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an ass hole. So He sent me."