[secret garden]

This word practically screams Rumsfeld at me.

[Jack Deth]

Hi, secret:

After the Terrible Tuesday of Republican sang~froid
The Left reminds me very much of the Oogle~Boid
Of Rocky and Bullwinkle fame

Who laid eggs with predictions all wrong
Without the aid of tin foil or a bong
The Left is Jonesing for something.
Anything that will ruin the Red State Game

Scandals aren't working, though they keep lurking
From Michael Steele's dumpster to notes from Trent Lott
Though it looks like Harry Reid just might get kicked in the Gazotts

Here's a Memo to Harry and Howie
Stop taking advice Soros's Moon Bats toking Maui Wow-ie
Stick a fork in John Kerry as quick as you can
Though you won't and you'll be stuck with "A Plan"

Jack Deth~ 02/03/06.