[peacebaby]

Why weren't big bottoms in style when I was growing up?

Now I don't have one. go figure.

[pettifogger]

Why weren't big bottoms in style when I was growing up?

Ditto. Just when big bottoms are in style, I start fighting middle age spread. Can you go from being a pear to an apple? I wonder.

[HOTTIEBOY]

Who are these fashion legislators?

I like small. Am I supposed to like big now? It's hard for me to change what I think is attractive because someone tells me it's in style.

Don't get me wrong, I've been down both roads before and smiled the whole time. But we have to face it. We cannot use fashion as a cop-out to make change the way we really feel. You either like it or you don't, regardless of trend.

Not that I think JLo looks bad. I once dated a girl who was a physical therapist. We ran six miles a day. Even though she had abbs that would make Mark Wahlberg jealous, she had MAD junk in her trunk. I think it was just her physical makeup and it looked good.

We used to set off her lights in her house because she had "the Clapper".