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Civilian Gets "Busted" By F-14 Tomcat (Hilarious!)
Sports Illustrated ^
| Rick Reilly
Posted on 01/30/2006 4:17:38 PM PST by MindBender26
Edited on 01/30/2006 5:48:19 PM PST by Admin Moderator.
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Below is an article written by Rick Reilly of Sports Illustrated. He details his experiences when given the opportunity to fly in a F-14 Tomcat. If you aren't laughing out loud by the time you get to "Milk Duds," your sense of humor is broken.
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TOPICS: Sports
KEYWORDS: alteredtitle; navytomcat
OV-10 Bronco (on a 120 degree day) "got" me in RVN
To: MindBender26
".."Bananas," he said.
"For the potassium?" I asked.
"No," Biff said, "because they taste about the same coming up as they do going down." .."
That's funny!
To: MindBender26
Sweet stuff them bananas...
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posted on
01/30/2006 4:21:17 PM PST
by
BlueNgold
(Feed the Tree .....)
To: MindBender26
Were you in the back as baggage, or were you sitting up front?
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posted on
01/30/2006 4:21:28 PM PST
by
brooklin
To: brooklin
In the back. Fam ride from an Aussie unit, afternoon in the dry season.
Error.
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posted on
01/30/2006 4:24:10 PM PST
by
MindBender26
(Having my own CAR-15 in RVN meant never having to say I was sorry....)
To: MindBender26
A fighter pilot named Psycho gave me a safety briefing He missed his clue to run away..... fast.
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posted on
01/30/2006 4:24:47 PM PST
by
Godzilla
(If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.)
To: MindBender26
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posted on
01/30/2006 4:25:50 PM PST
by
patton
(I don't regret the journey, but it is time to get off the train.)
To: MindBender26
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posted on
01/30/2006 4:25:52 PM PST
by
groanup
(Shred for Ian)
To: brooklin
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posted on
01/30/2006 4:28:02 PM PST
by
MindBender26
(Having my own CAR-15 in RVN meant never having to say I was sorry....)
To: MindBender26
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posted on
01/30/2006 4:29:46 PM PST
by
EternalHope
(Boycott everything French forever. Including their vassal nations.)
To: MindBender26
Very funny! And true! But I don't get the "Colin Montgomerie" references. :-/
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posted on
01/30/2006 4:32:33 PM PST
by
MarineBrat
(Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.)
To: MarineBrat
Some very large golfer, I think. Sort of like the Refrigerator Perry of golf.
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posted on
01/30/2006 4:36:29 PM PST
by
MindBender26
(Having my own CAR-15 in RVN meant never having to say I was sorry....)
To: MindBender26
"Two Bags"
ROFLMBO!
I'd give anything to get to ride in one.
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posted on
01/30/2006 4:46:16 PM PST
by
kenth
To: MindBender26
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posted on
01/30/2006 4:49:32 PM PST
by
Ros42
To: MindBender26
I'll take the next ride if he dont want it
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posted on
01/30/2006 4:52:08 PM PST
by
fnord
(497 1/2 feet of rope ... I just carry it)
To: MindBender26
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posted on
01/30/2006 4:54:54 PM PST
by
Toby06
To: MindBender26
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posted on
01/30/2006 4:58:22 PM PST
by
McGavin999
(If Intelligence Agencies can't find leakers, how can we expect them to find terrorists?)
To: MarineBrat
'Monty' is a Scottish player on the PGA and European tours. He is quite a large man, and can drive the hell out of a golfball.
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posted on
01/30/2006 5:06:42 PM PST
by
Jackknife
( "I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father'." —Will Rogers)
To: MindBender26
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posted on
01/31/2006 7:18:04 PM PST
by
chaosagent
(Remember, no matter how you slice it, forbidden fruit still tastes the sweetest!)
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