Former 'Playboy' playmate deported

MSNBC ^ | 1/26/06 | Tucker Carlson

[HonduGOP]

Former 'Playboy' playmate deported Argentinean model wants special immigration status and re-entry to U.S.

Here‘s a believe it or not story. Talented foreigners around the world are flashing their skills to get into this country, of course. But very few have the assets of Argentine bombshell Dorismar. The former “Playboy” playmate was rounded up by immigration authorities and deported with her husband on January 5 after living illegally in Miami for five years.

Now her attorney is trying to get the calendar pinup back into this country by classifying her as, quote, “an alien of extraordinary ability.”

[HonduGOP]

Just for the record: Dorismar has no talent as a singer and as an actress she is horrible. Her only "talent" is nudity. She was employed by Univision and Telemundo during the last 6 years, especially at Univision's "El Gordo y La Flaca" gossip show...this implies that Univision knew of her illegal status and still employed her. There is a rumor that rival Sissy, a Cuban model who works for Univision (one of Don Francisco's scantily clad models) blew the whistle to the INS to get Dorismar deported out of jealousy because Dorismar's indecent calendar was selling more than Sissy's soft-porn calendar.

[martin_fierro]

Just fulfilling my journalistic duty.

You're welcome.

[HonduGOP]

LOL!! Tha is one of the most conservative Dorismar photos

[atomicpossum]

Talented foreigners around the world are flashing their skills to get into this country, of course. But very few have the assets of Argentine bombshell Dorismar.

On the contrary. We're abundantly oversupplied with bimbos. Those that do not occur naturally, we can supply with technology. There's no need to import another.

[trubluolyguy]

Well judging by the pic she does seem to be quite, um....talented in her chosen field.

[martin_fierro]

Well, I got spanked yesterday for an only slightly racier post. < |:(~

[martin_fierro]

Buy American.

< |:)~

[Condor51]

"Former 'Playboy' playmate deported "

Why do we always kick the good ones out??

(This baby's got 'back')

[trubluolyguy]

Sry, had that.....I wouldn't mind a little Argentinian!

[maui_hawaii]

I will fix this. I will marry her so she can get a permanent visa :o)

[doodad]

But, she is doing the "job" that Americans don't want.

[hflynn]

Now her attorney is trying to get the calendar pinup back into this country by classifying her as, quote, “an alien of extraordinary ability.”

Well maybe she gave him a ride on some dangerous curves.

[HonduGOP]

I think that Dorismar angered some Liberals in Dade County when she made an off the record remark in a TV program that she found George W. Bush "incredibly masculine and attractive" compared to John Kerry and that she "melted" whenever she saw Bush in blue jeans and boots in his Texas ranch!

[Chewbacca]

She was never a Playboy Playmate.
Maybe a Playboy model, but never a Playmate.
If she was a Playmate, what month was she the centerfold?

[HonduGOP]

Maybe a Playboy Latin Edition playmate. I did see her one day talking about her "PLayboy Video" with Natalia Villaveces (Telemundo), La Tetanic, and some other Latin American "actress"

[HonduGOP]

For those of you who do not know her, this is The Tetanic (La Tetanic)

[HonduGOP]

And this is Sissy

[Skylab]

It's Sissi. Let's be accurate, these are serious issues.

[cowboyway]

On the contrary. We're abundantly oversupplied with bimbos.

South Florida is full of girls like Dorismar.

[jocon307]

I suppose she doesn't have much talent, but she's not running around killing people either. This woman they can round up and deport, but not the thousands of robbing, raping, murdering illegals. Our government makes me sick.