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Vanity - need translation help with a cartoon caption
Found it on the web
Posted on 01/28/2006 11:38:17 PM PST by Slump Tester
Here's the cartoon:

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KEYWORDS: bmw; help; motoguzzi
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I know there are a lot of foks here who speak foreign languages. As a Moto Guzzi owner who USED to ride a BMW, I gotta know what the guy on the goose is saying!
I'd like the literal translation, but anything close would be appreciated.
To: Slump Tester
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posted on
01/28/2006 11:40:26 PM PST
by
JennysCool
(Non-Y2K-Compliant)
To: JennysCool
LOL! This can be fun. Do you know how to ping the bikers?
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posted on
01/28/2006 11:42:38 PM PST
by
Slump Tester
( What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
To: Slump Tester; JennysCool; blackie; JoeSixPack1; Tijeras_Slim; BraveMan; uglybiker
I run the FR Motocycle Holigans Ping List, and believe me -- some of those bozos have a hard enough time speaking English.
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posted on
01/28/2006 11:44:14 PM PST
by
martin_fierro
(Hines Ward is my son! OK, not really, but it'd be nice.)
To: martin_fierro
Holigans = Hooligans. In English.
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posted on
01/28/2006 11:44:34 PM PST
by
martin_fierro
(Hines Ward is my son! OK, not really, but it'd be nice.)
To: Slump Tester
Wish I could help ya there -- I don't know if there's a bike ping list.
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posted on
01/28/2006 11:44:47 PM PST
by
JennysCool
(Non-Y2K-Compliant)
To: xsmommy; Hegewisch Dupa; PolishProud
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posted on
01/28/2006 11:46:56 PM PST
by
martin_fierro
(Hines Ward is my son! OK, not really, but it'd be nice.)
To: Slump Tester; martin_fierro
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posted on
01/28/2006 11:47:17 PM PST
by
JennysCool
(Non-Y2K-Compliant)
To: martin_fierro
My girlfriend says the top line roughly translates to "Not my type," but her translation of the next line didn't make much sense, so maybe she's wrong on the top line too.
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posted on
01/28/2006 11:50:21 PM PST
by
Slump Tester
( What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
To: Slump Tester; HOTTIEBOY
Hey Boy (wagging tail) I peeked at your bio and so I know you can build 'em but can you decipher 'em?
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posted on
01/28/2006 11:52:12 PM PST
by
Global2010
(Have You Smootched your Pooch Today?)
To: martin_fierro
I think it says,"I thought you were saying you wanted to check out about dikes!!??"
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posted on
01/28/2006 11:53:24 PM PST
by
willyd
(No nation has ever taxed its citizens into prosperity)
To: Slump Tester
Hmmmm...
The electronic translator say it is...
"Most we warlock white guzzi Z slouchy joki."
Somehow that does not seem correct.
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posted on
01/28/2006 11:57:10 PM PST
by
ndt
To: martin_fierro
...some of those bozos have a hard enough time speaking English.So the Guzzi Gumbo turns to the Beemer Bimbo and sez: hey main, put some viagra in your tank and those cylinders won't droop like dat.
To: JoeSixPack1
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posted on
01/29/2006 12:01:23 AM PST
by
spunkets
To: Slump Tester
A man walks in to a store and says "Can I have a Polish sausage?". The clerk says "You're Polish sir, aren't you?". The man says "Yes, I am. But that shouldn't make a difference.If I asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? If I asked for a brautwurst, would you ask if I was German? If I asked for pizza would you ask if I was Italian?". The clerk replied, "No, sir. It's just that this is Home Depot."
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posted on
01/29/2006 12:01:37 AM PST
by
JennysCool
(Non-Y2K-Compliant)
To: JoeSixPack1
I want to send this to a friend who still has a BM but wants a Guzzi. I guess that will work.
Sure would like to know the literal translation though!
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posted on
01/29/2006 12:08:41 AM PST
by
Slump Tester
( What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
To: ndt
""Most we warlock white guzzi Z slouchy joki."
Somehow that does not seem correct."
maybe not, but it is FUNNY!
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posted on
01/29/2006 12:10:40 AM PST
by
ferri
(Be Politically Incorrect: Support the Constitution!)
To: Slump Tester
"My legs are skinnier than yours."
To: Cagey; MotleyGirl70
"Please fax me some halibut."
"Don't mess with Johnny." (Did you mess with Johnny?)
To: Slump Tester
I get, "All your base are belong to us!?"
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posted on
01/29/2006 12:26:26 AM PST
by
TankerKC
(Pull your head out.)
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