[Slump Tester]

I know there are a lot of foks here who speak foreign languages. As a Moto Guzzi owner who USED to ride a BMW, I gotta know what the guy on the goose is saying!

I'd like the literal translation, but anything close would be appreciated.

[JennysCool]

"That thing got a hemi?"

[martin_fierro]

Slavic Pingski Thingski

[Global2010]

Hey Boy (wagging tail) I peeked at your bio and so I know you can build 'em but can you decipher 'em?

[ndt]

Hmmmm...

The electronic translator say it is...

"Most we warlock white guzzi Z slouchy joški."

Somehow that does not seem correct.

[Larry Lucido]

"My legs are skinnier than yours."

[Larry Lucido]

"Please fax me some halibut."

"Don't mess with Johnny." (Did you mess with Johnny?)

[TankerKC]

I get, "All your base are belong to us!?"

[BIGLOOK]

Serb/Croatian fodder ping.
Moto Guzzi motorcycle comic.

[ndt]

Not that anyone cares, but here is what I tried using to translate. Slovenian and Serbian "kinda" work.

[oyez]

Your pistons are showing.

[Chunga]

After a bunch of random unscientific comparative analysis I got

"Most of us charming white devils drag slouchy armor"

[spunkets]

We mostly murder guzzi's with sagging tits.

[Uriah_lost]

Tag for later.

[spunkets]

More like, "I mostly notice devil guzzi from sagging tits."

[stlnative]

Why does the one on the left (behind the yellow motorcycle) look like Bill Clinton?

[rogue1]

It says “A Guzzi is a BMW with hanging down beasts”, the original text being in German, this is from the French version of Motomania.