LOL!!!!
My ex was totally anal about domestic chores - if he ran the vacuum once a day he ran it 6 or more times a day. But he couldn't boil water.
our yard is about a 45 degree slope, it wouldn't be safe for a riding mower. the lawnboys use the stand-on kind of mower and go up and down diagonally. T5, your yard and that story of your neighbor going over the edge was scary as crap. xshub is helpful, he can do laundry. he CAN grocery shop, but only if i want to go the next day because he buys the .25 lb of ham, as you will recall!