To: edgrimly78
Assault with deadly legs!
To: edgrimly78
An Oregon man hurled both of his prosthetic legs at a state trooper, And he did it knowing he wouldn't have a leg to stand on!
To: edgrimly78
Oh alright, I'll say it.
'He'd better cop a plea in court- he doesn't have a leg to stand on.'
4 posted on
01/24/2006 9:48:32 AM PST by
Riley
("What color is the boathouse at Hereford?")
To: edgrimly78
These 2 don't have a leg to stand on.....Guilty
ROFLMAO
To: edgrimly78
I bet the tape of him trying to out run the police won't be very interesting.
6 posted on
01/24/2006 9:48:54 AM PST by
U S Army EOD
(LINCOLN COUNTY RED DEVILS STATE CHAMPIONS)
To: edgrimly78
Let me be 1st to say; There's no way he can beat this. He doesn't have a leg to stand on.
7 posted on
01/24/2006 9:49:02 AM PST by
umgud
(uncompassionate conservative)
To: edgrimly78
Welcome to Free Republic!
By the way, you're supposed to post the original title to the article.
8 posted on
01/24/2006 9:50:26 AM PST by
TChris
("Unless you act, you're going to lose your world." - Mark Steyn)
To: edgrimly78
HE DOESN'T HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON!
(the gag is a repost, but so is this thread)
9 posted on
01/24/2006 9:50:29 AM PST by
martin_fierro
(GO STILLERS!!!)
To: edgrimly78
"Passenger removed a prosthetic leg and threw it at trooper, hitting trooper in chest. Passenger removed second leg, threw it at trooper but missed," the report said.
Then he removed and threw his first arm at the trooper. Then he removed and threw his second arm at the trooper.
10 posted on
01/24/2006 9:50:30 AM PST by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: edgrimly78
A lawyer for the Kackstetters could not be immediately reached for comment. Kackstetter couldn't be reached for comment either because the news guy was suffering a bad back and couldn't bend over.
11 posted on
01/24/2006 9:50:46 AM PST by
jigsaw
(God Bless Our Troops!)
To: edgrimly78
I may be going out on a limb here, but this is one defendant who won't be doing the "perp-walk"....
To: edgrimly78; SirChas
"...Passenger removed second leg, threw it at trooper but missed," the report said
Gotta read a lot of police reports to find stuff like this. Its tuff to accurately throw your 2nd leg.
14 posted on
01/24/2006 9:53:04 AM PST by
mad puppy
( The Southern border needs to be a MAJOR issue in 2006 and 2008)
To: edgrimly78
Nothing like kicking a man while you're down........
15 posted on
01/24/2006 9:53:05 AM PST by
Red Badger
(LUKE 22:36 JESUS: "........and if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one."........)
To: edgrimly78
The senior Kackstetter charged at the arresting officer several times before the trooper knocked him to the ground, according to the police report. "Passenger removed a prosthetic leg and threw it at trooper, hitting trooper in chest. Passenger removed second leg, threw it at trooper but missed," the report said. I think this guy wins this week's Darwin Award for the "Best Black Knight Impersonation" category.
16 posted on
01/24/2006 9:55:19 AM PST by
dirtboy
(My new years resolution is to quit using taglines...)
To: edgrimly78
The guy used to be two feet taller.
19 posted on
01/24/2006 10:07:11 AM PST by
llevrok
(Drink your beer, damnit! There are people in Africa sober!.)
To: edgrimly78
I can't help myself............
I'll rip my legs off and beat you with them!!!
20 posted on
01/24/2006 10:12:19 AM PST by
docman57
(Retired but still on Duty)
To: edgrimly78
What a heel, trying to get a leg up like that! I suppose this man is now an arch-enemy of the state?
22 posted on
01/24/2006 10:21:14 AM PST by
MortMan
(There is no substitute for victory.)
To: edgrimly78
"Was the suspect armed?"
"No, but _____________."
23 posted on
01/24/2006 10:23:52 AM PST by
Max in Utah
(By their works you shall know them.)
To: edgrimly78
I'm going to go way out on a limb here and assume the son was the designated driver.
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