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Posted on 01/24/2006 9:13:51 AM PST by hiramknight
Somedays, it seems like everyone around you has had one stupid pill too many. Feel free to borrow from this list when required.
>THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice cologne. Must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary
Dude,
what a beautiful bulldog. Congrats.
I will hug him and squeeze him and name him George.....W.
Pound puppies in Philadelphia.
Find any wide receivers while you were there?
What is it that they say about pets resembling their owners? ;)
(OK, cute pup)
Ha! I looked like that because he'd just tried to take a chunk of flesh out of my cheek. He's teething, and "Daddy's face" is his favorite target, second only to "Daddy's shoes."
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Thanks!
cute!
Awww, so sweet. Babies are an absolute wonder. How is it being a Dad?
Thanks. I think we'll keep her.
Oh my,
she looks like a little Fairy Princess!
She's actually our second. Our first is 14 years old.
Being a dad RULES. It's really the best thing in the world.
Did you make this one on purpose????? That's a long time!
Skooz
That Cheifs video in your profile is wild!! I watched it over and over...
I like the dog quotes too, so true.
Her sister was a shock. My wife and I were both in college and newlyweds when we found out she was on the way. We was po' folks and had no idea how we could support a baby when we could barely support ourselves. Somehow, God made a way.
Here are both of my daughters:
Thanks!
Gosh, your older daughter is beautiful. And a built in baby sitter! How cool.
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