Benny Hill Marathon

BBC

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

The only thing I watch on BBC is Benny Hill.

[Bullish]

Monty Python....YES!

Benny Hill....NO!

Benny's always been too slapstick for my tastes. Monty Python on the other hand, are a riot.

[dfwgator]

'Not A Lot Of People Know That'

[Echo Talon]

lol, thanks for the heads up :)

[HitmanLV]

Benny Hill is really kicking it up tonight!!! On till 3am EST and again tomorrow! Check listings! :-)

[HitmanLV]

BBC America is treating us to another great Benny Hill Marathon this weekend!!

Saturday, April 1st

    11pm-12midnight EST

Sunday April 2nd

    12midnight-6am EST

    12noon-6pm EST 

Highlights will include a great Bob Dylan parody, The Stamp Collector, Fred Scuttle's Digging Business, The Scarlet Pimple, Butch Cafferty & The Fundance Kid, Irish TV Presents O'Jack (Kojak parody), Lady Godiva, an I Claudius parody, and much, much more!

Remember also that BBC America runs an hour of The Benny Hill Show M-F at 7pm EST! 

Enjoy!
 

[HitmanLV]

Coconut Milk
The Benny Hill Show - December 26, 1978

Now, coconut good for eating,
Rabbit's foot is good for luck,
Swimming is good for my figure,
Have you never had a look at a duck?
If you want to save money on our island,
And cut down on your petrol bill,
You must add teeny tiny wheels to the front of your car,
And you'll always be going downhill!

Now you can drink coconut milk,
Coconut butter is as smooth as silk,
And when we've eaten the middle and the evening is well
We dance to the rhythm of the coconut shells!

Now my wife has had 17 husbands,
Including 4 of her own,
Last week was our anniversary,
so just before I left home,
I wrote her a check for 1,000 kisses, just as daylight was dawning,
I got back that night,
she said 'the check was just right,
'Cause the milkman cashed it this morning!'

Now you can drink coconut milk,
Coconut butter is as smooth as silk,
And when we've eaten the middle and the evening is well
We dance to the rhythm of the coconut shells!

Now my wife is one in a million,
Now often have you heard that said,
But my wife's not one in a million,
She looks like she's won in a raffle instead,
Now she's grown so fat, I made her promise me that
She would run 10 miles every day,
And if she starts soon, by the end of next June,
She'll be 400 miles away!

Now I will drink coconut milk,
Coconut butter is as smooth as silk,
And when we've eaten the middle and the evening is well
We dance to the rhythm of the coconut shells!

[DTogo]

Benny Hill - one of the greatest UK exports since the Pilgrims.

[HitmanLV]

I can dig it!

[b4its2late]

Thanks for the ping. I'll check it out. LOL! Brings back memories!