Eva's box of tricks

Megastar.uk ^ | 1/21/06 | Sid Billington

[pissant]

We always suspected Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria was a little saucepot, and we’re happy to say we were right!

According to reports, the Texan beauty has a box full of sex toys that she gives away to friends as gifts.

Well, it’s more exciting than getting Xmas smellies cast-offs.

"I mentioned that I thought it was important for women to be in touch with their sexuality," she told the Daily Mirror, "and that sex toys were a 21st century thing - and people started sending them to me.

"They're the best present because a lot of women won't go and buy one."

In the hit Channel 4 show, Eva plays slinky Gabrielle who is pregnant by either her rich husband who’s in jail, or the sexy gardener who helped relieved her boredom.

“So many women have told me, ‘My God, that happened to me. I’m going through what your character is going through.

“And I say, ‘You’re banging the gardener?’ And they say, ‘No, just marrying for money and then being unhappy in the marriage.’”

Serves ‘em right.

[digger48]

(((blush)))

[Vision]

Now we know how to make her feel better the next time she decides to ethnically slur a police officer giving her a ticket

[pissant]

I prefer this latina myself..

[pissant]

I didn't here about that. Yet another drama queen, liberal, "my sh*t don't stink" type, I guess.

[digger48]

better'n them little olives anyday

[WhiteGuy]

An Eva Longoria Thread.

Sweet.

From now on I will refer to you as Mr. Pissant.


Respectfully yours,

WG

[Vision]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1547119/posts

[pissant]

At least she had the sense to deny it.

[pissant]

I expect you to start a Neve Campbell thread in return someday. ;o)

[MotleyGirl70]

So that's what goes on at the county fair.

Who knew!

The guy on the left looks a little too interested.

[Vision]

What do you think is worse? Having the sense to do damage control, or admitting it and apologizing?

[pissant]

Not sure, but the worst possible scenario is if I ever had to watch her insipid show on the tube.

[teenyelliott]

So many women have told me, ‘My God, that happened to me. I’m going through what your character is going through.

Riiiiiiight. That happens all the time.

[pissant]

I thought all rich housewifes were easy pickins for the poolboys and gardeners. ;o)

[teenyelliott]

Nope. Just whores, rich and poor.

[pissant]

No, whores require payment.

[teenyelliott]

Nope. Can be defined as a prostitute, but can also mean a person who is sexually promiscuous, or someone who will sacrifice ethics and morals for personal gain. So there.

[pissant]

I take it you aren't a big fan of Desperate Housewives. I prefer the L-Word. ;o)

[teenyelliott]

I don't dig on soap operas.

[pissant]

FR is enough of a soap opera. ;o)