You mean if "a Cat has owned you" don't you???
No, I think it was more like I lived in his house(grudgingly), did all domestic duties (never fast enough) in return for cat hair on my uniforms and "velcro kitty greetings" when I came home!!
..this is no joking matter when the cat in question ran about 15 pounds (very little fat) and had a head the size of a softball.
Dogs have Masters.
Cats have staff.
Dogs have Masters.
Cats have staff.