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1 posted on
01/18/2006 11:58:28 AM PST by
ToddBush
To: ToddBush
"* Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month? "
The letter "D".
2 posted on
01/18/2006 12:01:37 PM PST by
Blzbba
(Sub sole nihil novi est)
To: ToddBush
It is impossible to lick your elbow ![](http://images.theglobeandmail.com/archives/RTGAM/images/20050128/01wip28-30front/22elbowlick_done.jpg)
To: ToddBush
* If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.Urban legend. There is no standard.
5 posted on
01/18/2006 12:04:28 PM PST by
Blood of Tyrants
(G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
To: ToddBush
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
7 posted on
01/18/2006 12:04:53 PM PST by
Keith in Iowa
(Democrats are to the US Media what Al-Qaeda is to Aljazeera.)
To: ToddBush
* If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. And if all four legs are in the air, then beware of tornadoes.
8 posted on
01/18/2006 12:08:13 PM PST by
Jonah Hex
("Life's a beta, then you die." - overheard in City of Villains)
To: ToddBush
TELEPHONE NUMBER CALCULATOR GAME
Grab a calculator.
Type in the first three numbers of your seven digit telephone number.
Multiply by 80
Add one
Multiply by 250
Add the last four digits of your number
Add them again
Subtract 250
Divide by 2
What is the final number?
To: ToddBush
What color was George Washington's white horse"
Grey or albino, you cannot register a horse as "white".
Who was buried in Grant's tomb?
Grant. And his wife.
Which is heavier? A pound of feathers or a pound of gold?
A pound of feathers. Gold has only 12 ounces per pound. (Troy weight)
Which is heavier? An ounce of gold or an ounce of feathers?
An ounce of gold. Gold is measured in Troy ounces which are about 10% heavier than standard ounces.
10 posted on
01/18/2006 12:10:32 PM PST by
Blood of Tyrants
(G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
To: ToddBush
* If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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Not every sculptor followed this rule. The sculpture of Andrew Jackson in Jackson Square in New Orleans has both front legs in the air.
To: ToddBush
Charles Starkweather, inventor of the laser printer, would be surprised to learn that he is a woman. In addition, the inventor of Kevlar is a woman, but she did not invent the bulletproof vest.
17 posted on
01/18/2006 12:24:07 PM PST by
mak5
To: ToddBush
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language ... and "I do" is the longest sentence.
18 posted on
01/18/2006 12:51:31 PM PST by
r-q-tek86
(Mr. September)
To: ToddBush
"94.6% of the people who read this list will attempt to lick their elbows."
To: ToddBush
Look at the base of your thumbnails, side by side.
For most folks, the wider, squarer one is on your dominant hand.
31 posted on
01/18/2006 9:36:08 PM PST by
decal
(Too many people mistake "tolerance" for "approval")
To: ToddBush
* Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
Twinkies.
To: ToddBush
I found this one interesting:
"The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000"
34 posted on
01/18/2006 9:53:27 PM PST by
lawgirl
("You can try to wipe the memories aside, but it's you that you erase..." Honestly- Billy Corgan)
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