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Gore to Star in Brokeback Mountain Sequel…Alone
scrappleface.com ^ | 2006-01-17 | Scott Ott

Posted on 01/17/2006 1:54:54 PM PST by NYTexan

Former Vice President Al Gore, who won the popular vote in the 2000 presidential election, yesterday made another in a series of speeches condemning the man he beat, President George Bush, and made a surprise announcement that he would add movie acting to his already diverse resume.

Mr. Gore told a tri-partisan gathering of political activists that he’s been cast in the lead role of Ang Lee’s sequel to ‘Brokeback Mountain’, the Golden Globe-winning cowboy adultery story.

An unnamed spokesman for Mr. Lee said the film, ‘Brokerecord Mountain’, “will tell the heartbreaking story of a man’s love for the sound of his own voice, and his futile crusade to convince others to love it as well.”

So far, no one else has been cast for the movie, according to the source, adding that “perhaps we shouldn’t have announced the deal with Al Gore until we got the rest of the actors under contract.”


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To: LUV W

But it's fun to laugh at him :-)


61 posted on 01/17/2006 5:22:16 PM PST by saveliberty (Proud to be Head Snowflake, Bushbot and a new member of Sam's Club)
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To: saveliberty

Isn't it?...and he does it so effortlessly! :o)


62 posted on 01/17/2006 5:29:10 PM PST by luvie (Everyone that doesn't like what America and President Bush has done for Iraq can all go to HELL.-BD)
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To: LUV W

:-) If only he could be paid for making us laugh


63 posted on 01/17/2006 5:38:08 PM PST by saveliberty (Proud to be Head Snowflake, Bushbot and a new member of Sam's Club)
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To: saveliberty

...but then who would pay it? A dollar would be too much for watching the Mountain of Fat.


64 posted on 01/17/2006 5:41:36 PM PST by luvie (Everyone that doesn't like what America and President Bush has done for Iraq can all go to HELL.-BD)
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To: petercooper

He's enormous! Is he missing a bottom tooth, too? Man, he's taken history hard!


65 posted on 01/17/2006 5:45:00 PM PST by AlbionGirl
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To: Alberta's Child; NYTexan

Too funny. Thanks.


66 posted on 01/17/2006 5:57:57 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: petercooper

You're kidding! He's getting the Brando look.


67 posted on 01/17/2006 5:59:10 PM PST by altura
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To: petercooper

Jeeze. Is he The Swimmer's younger brother?


68 posted on 01/17/2006 6:27:33 PM PST by Cobra64
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To: steelcurtain

Yup. I've said it a dozen times, Gore and Kerry!


69 posted on 01/17/2006 6:28:30 PM PST by Cobra64
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To: Cobra64

I hope that when the democrats start standing up and talking during the Aliot floor confirmation vote, that someone (a rep staffer) switches the notes during a break and reads Hillary, ALs and Ray Nagins comments!


70 posted on 01/17/2006 6:34:10 PM PST by princess leah
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To: mnehrling
Didn't Algore invent homosexual cowboys?

Yes he did. After he was heavily invested in the Personal Products Company (KY Jelly).

71 posted on 01/17/2006 6:37:53 PM PST by Cobra64
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To: NYTexan

ROFLMTO. This kind of stuff just makes my week.

Thanks for the ping.


(A usual suspectish type person.)


72 posted on 01/17/2006 7:15:44 PM PST by pollyannaish
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To: saveliberty

Thanks for the ping!


73 posted on 01/17/2006 9:56:41 PM PST by Alamo-Girl
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To: petercooper

He absolutely has become slingblade.


74 posted on 01/17/2006 11:27:08 PM PST by doug from upland (NEW YORK TIMES -- traitorous b*st*rds)
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To: LUV W

LOL


75 posted on 01/18/2006 3:27:50 AM PST by saveliberty (Proud to be Head Snowflake, Bushbot and a new member of Sam's Club)
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To: Reactionary

"It would perhaps be more appropriate to have Gore fall in love with an elm tree.

Or perhaps a knotty pine."

ROTFLMAO


76 posted on 01/19/2006 7:17:05 AM PST by AmericanDave (More COWBELL....................)
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To: Reactionary

.....OR THE LOVELY LARCH....

But he's a lumberjack and that's OK......


77 posted on 01/19/2006 7:22:43 AM PST by AmericanDave (More COWBELL....................)
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To: NYTexan

I heard they got Nagin to co-star.


The name of the movie will be "Chocolate Covered Nuts"


78 posted on 01/20/2006 3:20:46 PM PST by UglyinLA
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