Keep your teenagers from spending money at the boxoffice and you'll be more effective. Much of the Follywood slop is aimed at the youth market, though somehow I can't imagine too many straight eighteen-year-olds wanting to see "Homos on the Range."
Hollywood = Homo on the Range
HoooooMoooo on the range,
Where the queer and the gerbil both play,
Where often is heard,
A "Fabulous" word,
And the sheepherders eat pudding all day.