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20 Best Excuses for Calling in Sick
MSN ^ | Jan 16th, 2006

Posted on 01/16/2006 10:56:58 AM PST by laney

You've heard of the dog who ate homework, but what about the cat who unplugged the alarm clock? These days, people are getting very creative when they don't want to go to work.

In CareerBuilder's survey "Out of the Office," more than one-third of U.S. workers say they played hooky from work over the last twelve months. Thirty-five percent of workers admit to calling in sick when they felt well at least once during the last year and one-in-ten said they did so three or more times.

Why are they calling in sick? The top three motivators for faking include attending to personal errands and appointments, catching up on sleep and simply relaxing. The reasons also include attending a child's event, bad weather, making plans with friends and going on a job interview.

(Excerpt) Read more at msn.careerbuilder.com ...


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1 posted on 01/16/2006 10:56:59 AM PST by laney
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To: laney

1. A job interview with a rival company.


2 posted on 01/16/2006 10:58:30 AM PST by January24th
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To: laney

I was in the bed with my sister this morning. There, is that sick enough for you?


3 posted on 01/16/2006 10:59:33 AM PST by HOTTIEBOY (I know what I'd do. I'd take that bet then crawfish and drill that ole devil in the......)
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To: January24th

That's reasonable...But my Monkey Died????


4 posted on 01/16/2006 10:59:38 AM PST by laney (Happy 2006!)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

Not if you are under 10....


5 posted on 01/16/2006 11:00:10 AM PST by laney (Happy 2006!)
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To: All

These are terrible!
I hurt myself bowling.


I was spit on by a venomous snake.


I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow.


A hitman was looking for me.


My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser.


I eloped


6 posted on 01/16/2006 11:01:33 AM PST by laney (Happy 2006!)
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To: laney

Well then I wouldn't have a job now would I....?


7 posted on 01/16/2006 11:01:35 AM PST by HOTTIEBOY (I know what I'd do. I'd take that bet then crawfish and drill that ole devil in the......)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

Well my dad likes to remind us that he has been working since age 10....


8 posted on 01/16/2006 11:02:24 AM PST by laney (Happy 2006!)
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To: laney
In fact, the study found only 38 percent of unscheduled absences are due to personal illness, while 62 percent are for other reasons

Duh. Why waste a day off of work being sick?

9 posted on 01/16/2006 11:03:20 AM PST by ShadowDancer (I think I may have the Asian Bird Fru. I mean Flu. (Damn, it's starting already))
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To: laney

Let me guess.

He walked two miles through 4 feet of snow everyday to make 75cents per day.....

He worked at the same place my Dad did.


10 posted on 01/16/2006 11:04:31 AM PST by HOTTIEBOY (I know what I'd do. I'd take that bet then crawfish and drill that ole devil in the......)
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To: laney

My boss reminded me my sick time doesn't roll over, so I might want to come down with an occasional cough or sore throat toward the end of the fiscal year.


11 posted on 01/16/2006 11:04:42 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: laney

I almost called in "sick" today, just so I could stay home and amp up for the next 2 hours of "24".


12 posted on 01/16/2006 11:06:19 AM PST by MadCharity (Chloe: "Relax he's really good at this")
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To: HOTTIEBOY

It appears they did work at the same place! maybe walked in that same snow storm as well....;)


13 posted on 01/16/2006 11:07:38 AM PST by laney (Happy 2006!)
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To: Larry Lucido

Warm sunshine makes me sick. In fact, (cough,cough) I am feeling a little...cough.....


14 posted on 01/16/2006 11:07:43 AM PST by HOTTIEBOY (I know what I'd do. I'd take that bet then crawfish and drill that ole devil in the......)
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To: MadCharity
Don't blame me, you made me do it......



15 posted on 01/16/2006 11:09:03 AM PST by HOTTIEBOY (I know what I'd do. I'd take that bet then crawfish and drill that ole devil in the......)
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To: HOTTIEBOY
Are you sure your well after that storm?

(PaulaB looking at Hotties head for bruising)
16 posted on 01/16/2006 11:26:10 AM PST by PaulaB
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To: laney; Cagey
20 Best Excuses for Calling in Sick

You don't want to hear your stupid boss lecture you on how many pieces of flair you should wear.


17 posted on 01/16/2006 11:27:02 AM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: ShadowDancer
Duh. Why waste a day off of work being sick?

LOL No doubt
18 posted on 01/16/2006 11:27:32 AM PST by PaulaB
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To: laney

The voices are telling me to stay home and clean my gun collection.


19 posted on 01/16/2006 11:27:50 AM PST by Brandon
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To: PaulaB

Well now that you mentioned it.....

It was pretty traumatic. I wouldn't want to be counter productive you know.


20 posted on 01/16/2006 11:30:31 AM PST by HOTTIEBOY (I know what I'd do. I'd take that bet then crawfish and drill that ole devil in the......)
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