Perhaps a nice Catholic one from a good family?
Stealth FReeping whilst at lunch. Should I put the ring on so they won't see me?
You know, I almost wrote that.
Am I that predictable?
Glad you stopped by!
We shouldn't tempt you!
Cartman found invisibility power only works if you're nekkid.
I just use my Palm Pilot with wi-fi to surf the hospital's open, unfirewalled access point. A little slow and crude, but it gets the job done.