And then electrify the wire and leave the corpses as a warning to other trespassers...
Just hafta hope they wear colors that don't clash with the flowers. Corpses on fences are so *tacky* when they don't blend in.
I was thinking more along the lines of severed heads on pikes along the driveway. But... I'm flexible.
Heh...electrified wire, barbed wire on top, plant it with poison oak....