You're just too old. You seem to have skipped that part of your development, and it's too late now. ;~D
*sigh*
I was living in the barracks at the time when I shoulda been irritating other folks.
I feel so...deprived.
At least I played guitar a whole bunch then. Acoustic, though. I really missed out...
I skipped it too, so she shouldn't feel too bad :-)