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To: Aquinasfan

The Manning mystique will never end. He's a good QB, plays near the center of the sports coverage world, and gives good interview. The press will worship him until he's in Canton.


97 posted on 01/16/2006 8:11:30 AM PST by discostu (a time when families gather together, don't talk, and watch football... good times)
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To: discostu

Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton." said God.

"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3 story mansion with a black & gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flag pole with an enormous Steeler flag, and in every window a Terrible Towel.

Peyton looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro quarterback, I hold many NFL records, and i even went to the Hall of Fame."

God said, "What's your point Peyton?"

"Well, why does Ben Rothlisberger get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said, "That's not Ben's house, it's mine."


101 posted on 01/16/2006 8:13:16 AM PST by Wolfie
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To: discostu
The press will worship him until he's in Canton.

That's what bugs me.

106 posted on 01/16/2006 8:14:56 AM PST by Aquinasfan (Isaiah 22:22, Rev 3:7, Mat 16:19)
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