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STOP CHAIN JUNK EMAIL BECOME WORLD INTERNET LEGEND... Really Great ebay Auction
ebay ^ | January 14, 2006 | irishfanforever

Posted on 01/14/2006 11:36:08 AM PST by John Robertson

"You are bidding on the exclusive license to send this letter to any or all of the contacts in any or all of your email address books, any number of times. This license is unlimited, and also includes all rights in all markets and media. Copyright will be transferred to the successful bidder.

"As we all know, if you forward any “pass along” email to people in your address book, then they pass it on to people in theirs, within 36 hours it reaches everyone in the world. Then it starts over. Most people are terminally sick of this trash email, but they never deal with it—they’re waiting for someone else to step up. Why not you?

"Why don’t you lead the revolution? We’re at a tipping point: It will happen. It needs a catalyst—someone heroic enough to stand up and shout, Enough junk email! This is my life, and I’m sick and outraged at using up pieces of it to process this garbage (even hitting Delete feels like an intrusion at this point)! Or words to that effect.

"Most of your recipients (and their recipients, and their…) agree with these sentiments. They will speak of you in awe and admiration the world over (of course, for that to happen your letter must be translated into many languages; while your winning bid secures all-languages rights, even French, translation from the English original is your responsibility). Your name will be in the subject line of this soon-to-be-famous email:"

(Excerpt) Read more at cgi.ebay.com ...


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KEYWORDS: chainletter; ebay; email; internet; junkmail; spam
That's from the introduction to an auction I just tripped across on ebay--it is terrific! Why didn't I think of it? A major rant on all the trash everybody we know sends to us every day of our lives--yet it's still got some droll humor throughout. I tried to cut from the letter (Admin, don't worry, I am well under the fair use allowance for the small excerpt above), but it wouldn't let me. At any rate, this guy or gal really hits it in the great letter that's been put up. Go see what I mean. But if you can't, I suspect the thing will reach you someday anyway.

Y'know, that was a nice 2-minute diversion. Now I can go back to the obsessive fantasies I've been running in my head about all the various ways the Steelers can beat Indy tomorrow.

1 posted on 01/14/2006 11:36:12 AM PST by John Robertson
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To: John Robertson

Okay, this is spooky. I was going back and forth between FR and eBay checking out auctions, and I saw your post.


2 posted on 01/14/2006 11:38:10 AM PST by BlessedBeGod (Benedict XVI = Terminator IV)
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To: John Robertson
Now I can go back to the obsessive fantasies I've been running in my head about all the various ways the Steelers can beat Indy tomorrow.

Please don't include any ideas about taking out Manning early in the game!

3 posted on 01/14/2006 11:39:49 AM PST by operation clinton cleanup
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To: John Robertson

There are email mail services that send form letters to millions of opt-in subscribers for minimal fees. Those types of letters are not spam. Just think about it: For only $ 30 a month you could be famous. LOL, LOL, LOL !


4 posted on 01/14/2006 11:42:56 AM PST by ex-Texan (Mathew 7:1 through 6)
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To: John Robertson
Y'know, that was a nice 2-minute diversion.

One man's trash is another man's treasure. Or in this case, the other way around:






One man's treasure is 99.9% of the time everyone else's trash.


Ban junk e-mail!!

5 posted on 01/14/2006 11:44:51 AM PST by Nita Nupress
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To: ex-Texan

"There are email mail services that send form letters to millions of opt-in subscribers for minimal fees. Those types of letters are not spam. Just think about it: For only $ 30 a month you could be famous. LOL, LOL, LOL !"

Yeah, I know, I got em here, I got em at work. But they don't keep a few cousins and friends from sending me "really touching" stories...or special pictures, etc. This might.

Then again, probably nothing will stop the stuff I want stopped. Which is why I really appreciated this creative, well-written letter they're selling.



6 posted on 01/14/2006 11:44:59 AM PST by John Robertson ( Safe Travel)
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To: operation clinton cleanup

"Please don't include any ideas about taking out Manning early in the game!"

No, in mine his car rolls over on the way to the stadium.

Just kidding! In mine, everything the Steelers can do well is working perfectly, and we watch one of the most exciting playoffs we ever saw, no matter who wins.


7 posted on 01/14/2006 11:46:30 AM PST by John Robertson ( Safe Travel)
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To: Nita Nupress

Talking about the stuff so-called friends send me all the time. Spam filters don't stop idiotic time-wasters from reaching me.


8 posted on 01/14/2006 11:47:45 AM PST by John Robertson ( Safe Travel)
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To: John Robertson

Just copy the letter and send it out to millions. No need to buy anything. The letter is not protected by copyright. You published it into the public domain and made it fair game by posting it on FR. Anybody can state their personal opinions on the web unless they are defamatory, otherwise illegal or incite others to violence.


9 posted on 01/14/2006 11:51:05 AM PST by ex-Texan (Mathew 7:1 through 6)
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To: John Robertson
Just kidding! In mine, everything the Steelers can do well is working perfectly, and we watch one of the most exciting playoffs we ever saw, no matter who wins.

I am looking forward to a great game as well, may the best team win!

10 posted on 01/14/2006 11:51:57 AM PST by operation clinton cleanup
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To: John Robertson

I don't get junk email. But I've now won 38 European lotteries so far this year -- I'm pretty lucky!


11 posted on 01/14/2006 11:52:59 AM PST by The Old Hoosier (Right makes might.)
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To: ex-Texan
Check the small print on the bottom of the listing. He has plans for anyone who does that!
12 posted on 01/14/2006 11:55:48 AM PST by TFFKAMM
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To: TFFKAMM
Those plans include an illegal harassment campaign. Smart move. Snicker . . . Just forget about it, people. Not worth it to get these people p@ssed off. Bidding has started at < $ 1. eBay devotees understand what the letter is worth in real money.
13 posted on 01/14/2006 12:06:08 PM PST by ex-Texan (Mathew 7:1 through 6)
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To: ex-Texan

"Just copy the letter and send it out to millions. No need to buy anything. The letter is not protected by copyright. You published it into the public domain and made it fair game by posting it on FR. Anybody can state their personal opinions on the web unless they are defamatory, otherwise illegal or incite others to violence."

Uh...did you READ it? It actually IS protected by copyright--it says so right on the listing.

I did not "publish" it into "the public domain" by posting it on FR--not even close. I actually OBEYED the copyright law by using only a small portion of the item--"Fair Use."

By your thinking, every copyrighted story or picture that a Freeper posts here...automaticaly loses its copyright because of the posting? You may use this, in your reply--and it is uncopyrighted, so please take it and send it out to millions:

"I just spouted off on something I really don't know very much about, and I was also completely wrong in what I said. I'm sorry, everybody."


14 posted on 01/14/2006 12:07:01 PM PST by John Robertson ( Safe Travel)
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To: John Robertson

See my # 13.


15 posted on 01/14/2006 12:09:26 PM PST by ex-Texan (Mathew 7:1 through 6)
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To: ex-Texan

See my # 13.

Enlighten me. Seriously.
I'm not following you.
And if I've misinterpreted or missed something you've said, you'll get a Texas-sized apology from me, including for the Texas-sized whacking I gave you above.
Thanks.


16 posted on 01/14/2006 12:12:28 PM PST by John Robertson ( Safe Travel)
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To: BlessedBeGod

"Okay, this is spooky. I was going back and forth between FR and eBay checking out auctions, and I saw your post."

I am fairly certain that FreeRepublic is the default site most Freepers toggle back to whenever they have to go to another site, no matter what it is--ebay to FR, Yahoo to FR, Google to FR, etc.

I am more than fairly certain, actually. Good call.


17 posted on 01/14/2006 5:32:19 PM PST by John Robertson ( Safe Travel)
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