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To: Clemenza

I'd like to see you out of that dress.

I'm wondering how that dress would look when thrown on my floor.

Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.

Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.

If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?

Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.

Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!


25 posted on 01/14/2006 10:47:58 AM PST by nhoward14 (Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.)
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To: nhoward14

The word of the day is "legs." Now spread the word.


140 posted on 01/14/2006 4:59:38 PM PST by nonliberal (Graduate: Curtis E. LeMay School of International Relations)
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To: nhoward14

You posted "Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them."

She replies, "I don't know what I would do with two assholes in there."

The worst pickup line I ever heard. "Hey, for a fat broad, you don't smell half bad."

EasyDoesIt


144 posted on 01/14/2006 5:01:14 PM PST by eazdzit (Write your congressman. RESTORE the 14th amendment to its original intent!!!)
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To: nhoward14
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?

Oh, dear. Now, THAT'S bad.

175 posted on 01/15/2006 12:04:32 AM PST by Allegra (I'm Wearing New Socks!)
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