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To: navysealdad
Shake your cute little ass and I'll shake mine. Try that one for a pick up line and get pasted! ;-)
176 posted on
01/15/2006 1:58:44 AM PST by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: navysealdad
In the Clinton administration the most common pickup line came from Secret Service agents:
"Sorry to bother you, ma'am, but that man over there is the President of the United States, and he would like to speak with you."
Then the first line out of Slick's mouth would be:
"Honey, I hope you like coke, because in the White House we get nothing but the best...."
178 posted on
01/15/2006 3:10:08 AM PST by
cgbg
(MSM and Democratic treason--fifty years and counting...)
To: navysealdad
179 posted on
01/15/2006 2:55:02 PM PST by
Checkers
(Mort Kondracke: "Kennedy has been character assassinating Judicial nominees since...Haynesworth.")
To: navysealdad
Let's go back to my place. I can't violate the terms of my release.
To: ValerieUSA
Back to this:
"Are you an overdue library book? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you."
181 posted on
01/15/2006 6:16:39 PM PST by
SunkenCiv
(In the long run, there is only the short run.)
To: navysealdad
"I know you want me".
Said to a woman who was waiting for me to finish work by a little punklet who I once described as thinking that after the doctor smacked his newborn ass, he said "you're welcome, ladies".
-Eric
184 posted on
01/16/2006 2:55:10 AM PST by
E Rocc
To: navysealdad
(Works best when said by bearded man)
"You know a man grows a beard? To tickle your inner thigh."
186 posted on
01/16/2006 5:00:55 AM PST by
MortMan
(There is no substitute for victory.)
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