Poor baby,
Sorry you had to marry CZT! I hear all she talks about is her clothes, her houses, her jewelry, how she has a fax in her car, how she loves being a celebrity, how she's going to sue someone etc. Must be rough!
What she says: "CJ I need clothes, you smell, I want a new house, Brad pitt sucks, Like my new jewelry? new car? I love being a celebrity, whole foods is a great store, the bed sheets are stained again you silly. Stop being so rough!"

What I hear: "CJ I need xxxx, you xxxx, I want x xxx xxxxx, xxxx xxxx xxxx, CJ do xxx xxxx my xxx xxxxxx? xxx xxx? x love xxxxx x xxxxxxxx, xhole xxxxx xx a xxxxx xxoxx, xxx xxx xxxxxx xxx xxxxxx again you silly. xxxxx xxxxxx xx rough!"" ruff ruff!