[CougarGA7]

I'll post another true story.

This week my wife was listening to the radio when she heard this little bit of trivia. A survey was done asking women if they would rather be thin and dumb, or fat and brilliant. Apparently 94% of the women surveyed said they would rather be thin and dumb.

My wife told me, "You know what that tells me?....There's a lot of stupid fat women out there."

[Maximus of Texas]

I have a ton of "would you rathers" that I made up. Along the lines of your post...
Would you rather:

1. Have the mind and ears of Spock?

or

2. The body and money of Oprah (back when she was really fat)

[BJClinton]

LOL. I sent that to Mrs. BJC. She's crossed the 130 mark and is depressed about it.