Both of you feel free to chastise Ming all you wish. However, as I am attempting to keep the Martian environment, such as it is, free of radioactive contamination, please be sure to set the proper phase setting for the alternate reality that Ming occupies.
And please do not let him get hold of the phase-shifting technology!
It's going to be difficult enough to straighten out the ecology of Mars as it is, without adding to the problem.
By the way, for those interested in asteroid target practice, please do not target the larger, and potentially habitable, asteroids.
And the ones you do wish to shatter into smithereens, please arrange to intercept all the fragments. (They will be useful for various projects around the system, and you don't really want to get the legal eagles swooping down on us, do you?)
TC's all over that with the Shakespeare quote for Ana.
Would those be the "solid" asteroids, or the porous ones?
I mean for target practice?
When Ming married his dog and declared her Duchess of Mars I was willing to let it slide, but when he rigged it for her to win the Olympus Mons Beauty Pageant, I was wroth and chastised him with many many nuclear bombs for perfidy.
I was mercilful and pardoned him after he told me how much better the Martian landscape looked in Nuclear Desert Red. Then he loads me this cock and bull story about how Earth Girls Are Easy, and while I visited here the bugger stole my throne. I really hates treason and liars. Said he made that movie just for me because I look so much like Jeff Goldblum. Hah. Next thing you know I'm married to a lady rassler! More pefidy!
So chastise Ming if ya want.