[the Marshal]

When Ming married his dog and declared her Duchess of Mars I was willing to let it slide, but when he rigged it for her to win the Olympus Mons Beauty Pageant, I was wroth and chastised him with many many nuclear bombs for perfidy.

I was mercilful and pardoned him after he told me how much better the Martian landscape looked in Nuclear Desert Red. Then he loads me this cock and bull story about how Earth Girls Are Easy, and while I visited here the bugger stole my throne. I really hates treason and liars. Said he made that movie just for me because I look so much like Jeff Goldblum. Hah. Next thing you know I'm married to a lady rassler! More pefidy!

So chastise Ming if ya want.

[Das Outsider]

When Ming married his dog and declared her Duchess of Mars I was willing to let it slide, but when he rigged it for her to win the Olympus Mons Beauty Pageant, I was wroth and chastised him with many many nuclear bombs for perfidy.

I was mercilful and pardoned him after he told me how much better the Martian landscape looked in Nuclear Desert Red. Then he loads me this cock and bull story about how Earth Girls Are Easy, and while I visited here the bugger stole my throne. I really hates treason and liars. Said he made that movie just for me because I look so much like Jeff Goldblum. Hah. Next thing you know I'm married to a lady rassler! More pefidy!

So chastise Ming if ya want.

O, Brother, where art thou?