I'm sure OldTax-Lady has seen milk-encrusted everything before. I bet she's willing to overlook it for a chance to cuddle Vlad!
How're you feeling, Mommy?
I'm feeling okay. Now I need to make sure I don't get carried away with housework, or I'll go into a Decline by the end of the week! Speaking of which, it sound like the dryer is done ... I'll go tell Anoreth to sort the wash and ruin her whole day.