[rfreedom4u]

This has got to be one of the stupidest posts I've ever seen on here. But gay or straight, No means No!

[Millee]

Don woke up next to a guy in a West Hollywood apartment Sunday morning feeling like he had been probed by the entire Martian race

**Snicker** Poor Don.

[HOTTIEBOY]

I am a man therefore I like females. Females, to me, should be soft, smooth, smelly good and all together just feminine.

Is it wrong for me to say that women should like the opposite features in men? (hairy, sweaty, rough)

[Hatteras]

"According to information on their website, hotstuds.com, the following things commonly associated with metrosexuals are actually gay: pink shirts, Spandex pants, apricot scrubs, and having sex with guys."

Seriesly? Did somebody have to send out a memo to explain this?

[R. Scott]

“I initially felt a little uncomfortable with some metrosexual rituals, especially the anal waxing…

OK….right…

[Hatteras]

“We were sure that Don was gay. I don’t know too many straights running around in Spandex pants like Don does. We all had a lot to drink that night and Don was very chummy. I still can’t believe he's straight.”

Rape is rape, it doesn't matter what kind of seductive clothes he's wearing or what kind of perceived signals he's sending out to a bunch of neanderthals!.... (snicker...)

[Leatherneck_MT]

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[Gay State Conservative]

Geeze...if "metrosexuals" are doing this kind of stuff,what are those who admit to being queer doing????????

[Mr. Mojo]

“We were sure that Don was gay."

And they were right. If Don were straight there's no way he would've found himself in the position he did, no matter how much booze he consumed.

[Always Right]

This isn't from Scappleface???

[wallcrawlr]

This is soooo not real.

...Harry Peters, one of Don’s coworkers..

Harry Peters?? Come on...