Morning. Glad you're here.
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Glad you did not go to jail PaulaB.
Quite a busy morning, will check in later! .
Morning Paula!
Wednesday is the day you should start feeling like the Energizer Bunny!
Good morning! No, it's not just you, I think we all get a little spoiled with the extra days off around the holidays! We had (another) implosion here in Vegas this morning. Seems they can't keep anything original...someday I'll live among the trees!
Thanks for fun ping. Getting tired of all the seriousness. LOL! Yes, days are dragging, plus out here in the Northwest, we are working on breaking a record of most consecutive days of rain. 23 days now and counting.... gotta love it. LOL!!!
"Sixty seven is the worst age to be," said the 67 year old. "You Always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"
"Ah, that's nothing", said the 72 year old. "When you're seventy two, you don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80 year old, "eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 67 year old.
"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a race horse on a flat rock, no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
With great exasperation, the 67 year old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and poop every morning at 6:30.
So what's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."
Just perfect for your next BBQ!
No offense, but men who are prettier than me do not turn me on.
I'd rather have a real man who can protect me. And he has skills.