Posted on 01/11/2006 7:38:37 AM PST by PaulaB
Happy Wednesday. Hump day for our first full week back and is it me or are the days dragging?
It's a true miracle yours truly is even here and not in jail this morning. A goof decided to drive 30 in a 60 mile per hour fast lane coming into downtown. Grrrrrrr
Hmmmm...I was going to say spark plugs...LOL
Nope... try again.
Hieronymus Bosch?
You named your dog after my dishwasher??? WTF??
Since I'm about to go to lunch, I'll tell you. Bosch refers to novelist Michael Connelly's main character, LAPD detective Harry Bosch. Bosch is my favorite character in novels.
Also, the artistic part, Connelly named Harry Bosch after Hieronymous Bosch, the Dutch painter of some fame.
DING! DING!
Read my explanation above.
Ok, so it took me two guesses...
eye
But I didn't know the answer.
Congratulations. They are great dogs.
"Sixty seven is the worst age to be," said the 67 year old. "You Always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"
"Ah, that's nothing", said the 72 year old. "When you're seventy two, you don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80 year old, "eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 67 year old.
"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a race horse on a flat rock, no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
With great exasperation, the 67 year old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and poop every morning at 6:30.
So what's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."
Everyday is a holiday when you're retired ~ Bump!
Rub it in!!
Just perfect for your next BBQ!
A dream come true!
A bear walks into a bar in billings, montana and sits down. he bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, "we don't serve beer to bears in bars in billings."
The bear, becoming angry, demands againthat he be served a beer.
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "we don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in billings."
The bear, very angry now, says, "if you don't serve me a beer, i'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar"
The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in billings."
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman.
He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states, "sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bar in billings who are on drugs"
The bear says, "i'm not on drugs."
The bartender says, "you are now. that was a barbitchyouate."
GROANER JOKE of the Day!
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You scored as Blind Folds. Your turn on is the blindfold. When you can't see, that makes your other senses more aware... including your sense of touch. So who wouldn't enjoy being blindfolded???? Sex isn't sex without enhancing your sense of touch.
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