Posted on 01/07/2006 10:01:37 AM PST by Kitten Festival
Hugo Chavez is running for Little Green Footballs' 2005 Idiot Of The Year and has pulled into second place. The Thug of Caracas and Master Latin American Idiot is closing in on the crown he deserves. Vote for Hugo. Do it for Venezuelans who have been denied the vote due to Hugo Chavez's Jimmy Carter-sanctioned electoral fraud. Venezuelans are voting in this because it will be the only legitimate vote Venezuelans will ever get.
It's critical that Hugo wins this one.
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But the competition is so strong!
I wouldn't say that. One clown selling her dead son to newspapers, versus a thug destroying a hemisphere? While breaking into TV stations any time he wants to discuss his last meal? The clown who last night said all the coffee in the country belonged to him? The thug who made sex talk against Condi Rice and got into a scrap with Vicente Fox, proving he's the only guy in the world who can make Fox look good? It's gotta be the loudmouthed thug.
Geez... who's ahead of him?
There shouldn't be anyone ahead of the thuggish Hugo Chavez. He really is the market leader. He faked his own death at the palace just to see the descamisados gather under his balcony, and goes on regular booze benders, breaking palace furniture. He hugged and kissed Mugabe, hugged and kissed Castro, hugged and kissed the ayatollahs, yelled that Jews -- er, the descendents of those who killed Christ the socialist revolutionary - rule the world, hugged and kissed Zapatero, got into a shoving match with the President of Peru, destroyed his own oil company, said the CIA was trying to kill him, gave passports to Colombian Marxist narcoterrorists, crawled in bed with Castro, called President Bush 'a pendejo.' It's so gross. Idiot of the Year: Vote for Hugo.
Vote for the thug, everyone! Hugo Chavez for Idiotarian of the year! He's earned it!
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