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To: Last Dakotan
Uh, oh, now you've let the secret out. The Next Big Thing, the Next Great Career for American workers is, ta da...changing bedpans. Hey, everyone's getting older, and there will always be a need to change bedpans. Kinda like the mortician trade. Everyone is eventually gonna die, so there will always be a need for undertakers. Can't get much more job security than that.

Trouble is, I wonder what kind of power, economic and military, a country of bedpan changers is going to be? What are we going to do when the Chinese landing craft are hitting the beaches, send our population of nursing home orderlies out to throw their bedpans at the Chinese armor?

13 posted on 01/07/2006 9:55:56 AM PST by chimera
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To: chimera; Last Dakotan

What, are you two looking to start a riot? The kneepad globalist free traitors aren't going to take too kindly to your remarks. LOL! Blackbird.


14 posted on 01/07/2006 11:46:53 AM PST by BlackbirdSST (Diapers, like Politicians, need regular changing for the same reason!)
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To: chimera

its going to be worse then that. let's see how many wepaons we are able to make, when th semiconductor industry is lost to china and the pacific rim. i guess we can suit up a bunch of blue vested wal mart workers to be our army of the future, we can draft some Starbucks barristas to shoot frothed milk at the enemy.


15 posted on 01/07/2006 12:48:49 PM PST by oceanview
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