Cow Escapes Meat Plant, Dodges Cars, Train

Associated Press via Yahoo ^ | 1-6-2005 | author unknown

[Redcitizen]

Cows of the planet unite! Eat more Chikn!

[ChadGore]

Mad

[dead]

It has begun.

[Mike Darancette]

If every cow did that, beef would be much more expensive.

[Godzilla]

Don't let them arm themselves!

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[fishtank]

That heifer deserves to live out it's life in a retirement pasture......

[auggy]

Let's be happy, cows are not allowed guns.

[My2Cents]

Ditto that. It's instinct for freedom should be honored.

[afnamvet]

Pardon the cow NOW! Clemency Today!

[mewzilla]

Free Bessie!

[M203M4]

Could have been worse.

[Atlas Sneezed]

There's a Far Side cartoon in this somewhere.

[I Drive Too Fast]

After swimming across the icy Missouri river, they milked her and got ice cream.

When I was stationed at Malmstrom Air Force Base {1977-1979}, I lived in Great Falls, Montana. This probably would be the most excitement they have had there in a long time.

[Unrepentant VN Vet]

"That heifer deserves to live out it's life in a retirement pasture......"

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If every domesticated animal that got through a fence and wandered out on a road in Montana got that treatment, we would have to turn the entire state into a "retirement pasture"...........and probably have to annex North AND South Dakota for next week's crop.

[Rutles4Ever]

No way can they slaughter this cow. No friggin' way!

That's an awesome story!

[Wombat101]

Apply the Cuban rule to him:

If he makes it to the highway, he should go free!

[fishtank]

But how many escape at the slaughterhouse?

C'mon you gotta have a heart somewhere....

[najida]

I agree...
Amnesty for Breakaway Bossy.

[mewzilla]

[RightWhale]

Cows swim. Who would have known?