I delete all of them waste of time end of proplem
Tolerance and the delete button. Why bother to read the junk?
I'm betting:
a) you didn't follow the instructions
and
b) you didn't get the luck and riches.
Ya see! I guess you've learned YOUR lesson.
You must send this on in 3 hours after reading the letter to 10 other people. If you do this, you will receive unbelievably good luck in love. The person that you are most attracted to will soon return to you. If you do not, bad luck will rear its ugly head at you. THIS IS NOT A JOKE! You have read the warnings, seen the cases, and the consequences. You MUST send this on or face dreadfully bad luck.
I have about the same take on these things that you do- but I'd add another thing:
Fifty or sixty exposed e-mail addresses in the headers, because the nimrod didn't know what BCC is. If you want to spam your friends with every cutesy e-mail that comes along- please have the courtesy to not send my e-mail address around the planet. I get enough spam as it is.
I have a couple friends who still send me this crap. I used to have more, but I think I ranted at a couple of them: "Why do you send me this crap?"
One friend sends me chain e-mails about God. I'd love to rant at her, but she'd just think it was against God, and not the stupid emails and she'd just redouble her efforts to convert me.
The last one ended with:
You now have two choices:
1. Delete this..
2. Forward it to all the people you care about.
You already know the choice I opted for.
ACK. I really hate those stupid emails :~D
At least in the pre-email days you had something that you could wad up and throw in the fire. That was much more therapeutic then just hitting delete.
"send this response to five freepers and you'll meet your mate.."
Any e-mail that looks like a chain letter is deleted and never forwarded, because, to me, it is anti-Christ, anti-God, and superstitious.
I've gotten that one, and it DOES rub me the wron way, but I just delete it and forget it.
The ones I love (NOT) go something like this:
"Poor little Timmy is dying in the hospital. But if you forward this e-mail, Walt Disney Jr./Bill Gates/Whoever has promised to send two cents for every e-mail that is forwarded, and then the doctors can save Timmy's life. Please have a heart and save the life of a poor, sweet, innocent little child! Thank you!!!!!!!!! But if you don't, well, all I can say is, how can you be so heartless that you won't even take two seconds to forward an e-mail to save a child's life?! you must be a mean b*****d, and what comes around goes around!!!!!!!!!!" LOL!