Thank You for your service.
May our Father keep you safe.
Who put the vise on my head?
Who put the sting in my eye?
Who put the spin in my walk?
Runny nose, earache, o my!
And so the doctor calls,
says my xrays said I'm not well,
Pills and sprays are indicated.
O yes, I know, do tell.
Sinus infection part deux!