[durasell]

You mean you can change the channels on a television? Thank goodness. I've been watching te Oxygen network for 6 years!

On the upside, I've grown breasts, which give me something to play with while watching TV.

[muir_redwoods]

"You mean you can change the channels on a television? Thank goodness. I've been watching te Oxygen network for 6 years!"

Oxygen!? What this country needs is a Lithium Channel.

Oh, wait, there's CNN