[festus]

Dangit ethel did you do something to me to cause this blood ?

No ? Ok fine well then I'm going to get some sleep then and figure this out in the morning.

Two hours later

Aw heck I'll never get any sleep with all this blood pouring out of my head. Guess I'll drive over to work and let them know I won't be on time today because I've got this hole in my head with blood coming out and I think maybe the doc should get a look at it.

Who in the world does this ?

This man is tough as nails.

[teenyelliott]

Did you cause this blood. Nice wording. Very funny.

[bad company]

Who in the world does this ?

My family. My grandmother drove herself twenty miles to the hospital after a major stroke because she didn't want to raise a fuss.

My mother broke her leg sleepwalking and made her brother drive 15 miles to help her because the ambulance service has a volunteer force and those people need their sleep for a real emergency. A 60 year old woman with a spiral fracture of the fibula doesn't qualify as an emergency in her mind.