[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Do you want him to be there?

[Dashing Dasher]

A Christmas Poem

If you see a fat man...
Who's jolly and cute,
wearing a beard
and a red flannel suit,

and if he is chuckling
and laughing away,
while flying around
in a miniature sleigh
with eight tiny reindeer
to pull him along,

then let's face it...

Your eggnog's too strong!