[gate2wire]

"I love it on my husband. My dad wears it, too."

I had a girlfriend that wore 'White Shoulders',
then my mother started wearing it. Always felt a little weird having mom and the girlfriend wearing the same thing.
Probably just me. :-)

[Zavien Doombringer]

nope, you're right. You are stuck. Now your Mom smells like your girl, and your girl smells like your mom. Dude, either way if you change the perfume, you have the memory. You are screwed. Time for a new girlfriend. You can't dump your mom.

[Xenalyte]

I used to like White Shoulders.

Then one evening, while I was sitting at my desk minding my bidness doing my algebra homework, a bottle on a shelf above me fell off and drenched my algebra book.

Now I think it smells like math and grandmas, neither of which I want to smell like.